Spelling Solution - Shorten the Alphabet

What if we decided that the letter ‘c’ should be dropped from the alphabet and should be replased by either the letter ‘k’ or ‘s’, and also that the letter ‘x’ should be removed? The only kase in which ‘c’ would be retained would be in the ‘ch’ formation.

Then you might deside to reform the use of the letter ‘w’, so that ‘which’ and ‘one’ take the same consonant, and you might replase ‘y’ with ‘i’ and fiks the ‘g/j’ anomaly wonse and for all.

Jenerally, then, the improvement would continue iear bi iear bi doing awai with useless double konsonants, and modifying vowlz and rimeing voist and unvoist konsonants.

It wud finali be posibl tu meik use ov the ridandant letez ‘c’,’y’ and ‘x’;- bi now jast a memori in the mindz ov uold doderez- tu riplais ‘ch’,’sh’ and ‘th’ rispektivli.

Finali, xen, afta sum 20 iears ov orxogrefkl reform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirent speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

-Eats, Shites & Leaves

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thank you marc and shari